As a waitress at a high end restaurant I have to deal with rude people. If your aren't nice to me I ask the chef to dip his meat balls in your spaghetti. We get a kick out of it every time :)
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Sometimes, when I fart, I like to stick my head between my legs and take a huge wiff. The smell alone has almost knocked me out twice, but I can't stop doing it.
This kid kept messing w me at school n I got so mad that during lunch time I snuck into the classroom and pissed on the f***ers bookbag!
My friends dared me to tie objects to my penis and walk around. then we made a game out of it and competed with each other to see who can pull the heaviest objects and who can have the longest hang time. It was pretty funny at the time but thinking back it was kinda gay.
I was in a crowded train and out of no where I felt some guys whole hand grab my crotch. I instantly grabbed his hand and with all my force bent his finger back until it cracked. He pulled it back and screamed as he ran out before the door closed.