I was having sex with my girl a few min ago and wanted to try a new position with her. I had her put one leg on the table and the other on the bed. then she had to crouch a bit to reach mey uh,banana. a few seconds later she busted out laughing.I asked her what's so funny and she said she feels like Jackie Chan doing a horse stance. After messing up the mood I told her just to lie down on the bed. She got on the bed and then her vaj farted totally killing the mood. I didn't care I just did my business and called it a night.
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I walked in on my parents when I was in jr. high school! I was getting ready to go to school and wanted to grab something I left in their room. I opened their door only to find my mom sitting at the edge of the bed and my dad standing naked in front of her!! She looked like she was giving him a prostate exam (it def wasn't a bj). My jaw dropped and my young mind was trying to figure wth was going on. I was extremely weirded out man. Here's the kicker, my mom slowly turns her head to look at me (a la exorcist style) with that typical "pissed off mom" look and she calmly says "do you have any manners? you don't know how to knock?" I never did learn to knock on her door. I just never entered when the door was closed.