this girl I was seeing had a baby w some other dude. I was only seeing her for the sex but she thought it was more than that n one time she aksed me to watch her kid cuz she had an appt so i said fine. We were on the couch watching tv when I smell something nasty coming from the kid. I look down n I see shit coming out his diaper n it got on my bran new shirt. I got so mad I took his hand and dipped it in his own diaper. I felt bad after and cleaned him up. I was still mad about the shirt though.
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This kid kept messing w me at school n I got so mad that during lunch time I snuck into the classroom and pissed on the f***ers bookbag!
some dude at work for year never chipped in for buying soda... He would always drink it all that night and leave nothing for the people who chipped in for the following morning. So one day when we bought the soda, i took a little out and pissed in it to fill the bottle and I put it back in the fridge. The next day that guy told me "yo that soda was mad flat!!!" Hahahaha... victory is mine!
As a waitress at a high end restaurant I have to deal with rude people. If your aren't nice to me I ask the chef to dip his meat balls in your spaghetti. We get a kick out of it every time :)