when i die i want the tupac hologram guarding my grave and my body dangling from a cord attached to an apache tied around my nuts as it drops me into my grave filled runscape membership cards and steve jobs and kim thompsons ashes mixed together with a strip club built over with titanium b-2 bombers flying over every hour with penis fountians shooting seaman guarded by a rusty gate with super AIDS on it in front of the white house while being broadcast on every channel including cartoonnetwork disney but not nick cause thats ratchet and thats only thats only the first half of my body
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Sometimes, when I fart, I like to stick my head between my legs and take a huge wiff. The smell alone has almost knocked me out twice, but I can't stop doing it.
I went to disney's website without my parents permission. I am a sick f***.
I was in a crowded train and out of no where I felt some guys whole hand grab my crotch. I instantly grabbed his hand and with all my force bent his finger back until it cracked. He pulled it back and screamed as he ran out before the door closed.