when i die i want the tupac hologram guarding my grave and my body dangling from a cord attached to an apache tied around my nuts as it drops me into my grave filled runscape membership cards and steve jobs and kim thompsons ashes mixed together with a strip club built over with titanium b-2 bombers flying over every hour with penis fountians shooting seaman guarded by a rusty gate with super AIDS on it in front of the white house while being broadcast on every channel including cartoonnetwork disney but not nick cause thats ratchet and thats only thats only the first half of my body
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I had sex in the library the other day and told the guy to c*m in a book. He did it. And we put the book back.
This kid kept messing w me at school n I got so mad that during lunch time I snuck into the classroom and pissed on the f***ers bookbag!